Grease Ain't The Word.

'Carolina'. What?
Go back to Whoever's- It-Is-This-Month's Crab Shack And Crawdad Hut and whip together another round of flourescent Tequila/Gin/Hot sauce Eye-Crosser Hyper Syrup in plastic WWE mugs.
And those clown-painted lighthouses are fully gay.

And sorry, but the surf is crap.